As piadas do Balmer

Houve um tipo que se deu ao trabalho de recolher os dizeres do Steve Balmer da Microsoft... Ora aqui está.. vamo-nos rir um bocado.

"I'm going to f---ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f---ing kill Google." [Sydney Morning Herald]

"Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers..." [Watch at YouTube]

"Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." [Chicago Sun-Times]

"My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." [money.cnn.com]

"We've had DRM in Windows for years. The most common format of music on an iPod is "stolen"." [The Register]

"I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life." [CNET News]

"Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards." [Court transcript]

"There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance." [unsourced]

We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference. [unsourced]

DRM is the future. [unsourced]